Box Landlord

  • Mischief
  • Curious

Found him in the delivery box. Just sitting in there, staring at me with those blue eyes like he owns the place. Not even slightly apologetic about claiming my package’s housing.

Every single time a box arrives, it’s immediately his. Size? Irrelevant. Contents? Also irrelevant. If it’s cardboard, it belongs to him now. Those are the rules.